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6. Jail Sodomy
We can only assume that jailbirds in the greater Dallas/Fort Worth area are just as fanatical as the rest of that area's freaks. If Dilday ever runs afoul of the law, he might have to spend some time in the clink. And if he does, they'll be lining up to pay homage to Nowitzki in the flesh. (Note: Butt rape is almost never funny. But there are exceptions.) supra skytops  As you age, you are faced with the inevitable drooping butt syndrome, and, in this case, Dilday's ass will increasingly resemble a character from Lord of the Rings, (take your pick: Gollum or Gandalf). Or maybe if he's lucky, Captain Sig Hansen from The most pernicious Catch.
Quadruplet. Medical Anomaly
At some point, Dilday is going to have to drop trou in front of a doctor and we're guessing the following panicked conversations will take place. "Nurse, nurse get in here stat. Look at this. It's the world's largest hemorrhoid! Call Guinness."
3. Tattoos Can Be Addictive
Once you get one, you'll want more. And in this case, that's trouble. What's next? Having Jason Kid and J.J. Barea's likeness inked on your balls  nike air jordan retros  or Cuban's image tattooed on your peepee (he is a dick after all!)? Can you tattoo a turd? That would make a great spot for Jason Terry's mug.
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